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9 August 2008 Saturday

3rd Gathering @ Hall 8.00 pm – 9.30 pm

Uncle Valentine 012-808 3336, Uncle John 016-853 9549, Uncle Michael 019-887 7336.

 

At 08:08 pm Friday Night (08/08/08), when the Olympic Games opening ceremony was on, Cindy messaged:

Uncle, I knt make it 2 youth gathering 2molo. I hav mock exam on Monday, mum don allow. Sorry. Hope dat de youth gathering is a success. =)

So sorry u can’t make it Cindy, but obedient to parents is more important, anyway you can read about it here !

 

Gathering in the Dark

Finally the day has arrived, in the morning I asked Uncle V, you sure anybody coming tonight for the gathering or not? They are having exams.. Well, the date was chosen by the children, some will come, some may not come. (few days earlier, Uncle Harry already told me that some children will not come as exams are on…)

 

7pm

I was about to take shower before going to the gathering, and suddenly, it turned dark, pitch dark, really dark, everywhere there is darkness…

Moses what is happening? Don’t know… I think SESCO, as neighbours also no light, we looked out the windows, the whole town is dark…

Oh well, without power I cannot take a shower, so I turned on my notebook (powered by battery, it can last for another hour)…

 

7.30pm

I called Uncle V:

M: Valentine

V: Yes Michael, no light here!

M: Where are you?

V: In the Church.

M: Oh, like that ka, how to gather without lights?  Hmmm… we can always tell jokes in the dark! I come over now to have a look, but wait, I cannot get out of the house as the autogate is not functioning.

V: My wife also called me, how to get out of the house as the autogate is not working.

M: Open the door manually loh.

 

 

Ok Grab my camera… find a box of matches and 100 candles… put the candles on the car boot… unlock the autogate…. Open the gate…. Reverse the car… close the gate… off we go… after driving 300 meters, hold on, where are the candles?... oh no, not on the boot… drove home to look for them… not there… must be dropped on the way… drove slowly alone the way to look for them… Ah! there they were, dropped on the road side… Ok picked them up, and go!

 

   

7.50pm

Arrived, all dark... Hello anybody in?

In the dark I saw Faith and Uncle V, Raphael I think and Jennifer…

Come, let’s light up the hall with these candles…

Children slowly arriving, the hall also lit up with candles, Uncle V brought down the Crucifix, 2 big candles and the Bible and set up the altar.

One parent sent his daughter on the bike…

Come on children, let’s take some photos, this is a romantic gathering that we will never forget.

 

 

Faith and Reuben set up their music centre, played the guitars, we started of the gathering with songs... in the dark, surrounded by the lights from 100 candles.

 

Let’s hear our Lord speaks:

 

The epileptic demoniac

17:14 As they were rejoining the crowd a man came up to him and went down on his knees before him.

17:15 'Lord,' he said 'take pity on my son: he is a lunatic and in a wretched state; he is always falling into the fire or into the water.

17:16 I took him to your disciples and they were unable to cure him.'

17:17 'Faithless and perverse generation!' Jesus said in reply 'How much longer must I be with you? How much longer must I put up with you? Bring him here to me.'

17:18 And when Jesus rebuked it the devil came out of the boy who was cured from that moment.

17:19 Then the disciples came privately to Jesus. 'Why were we unable to cast it out? they asked.

17:20 He answered, 'Because you have little faith. I tell you solemnly, if your faith were the size of a mustard seed you could say to this mountain, "Move from here to there", and it would move; nothing would be impossible for you.'

 

Let’s reflect on the message…

The father’s love…what is epileptic… FIT…how big is a mustard seed…the mountain that moves…what is it…

 

Hey! we saw some new faces.

For the first time, we have boys joining our gathering. Aaron Chen, William Macclay, both brought by Sebastian Macclay.

 

How about we tell some jokes?

 

Ruben’s Holy Joke

There was a football match her in Kuching, 3 nuns went to watch.

Beside them sat 3 man who didn’t like the nuns.

1st man said: let’s go to Sabah, there is no nun there.

2nd man said: let’s go to Taiwan, there is no nun there.

3rd man said: let’s go to Indonesia, there is no nun there.

The nuns got angry with them and said: Why don’t you go to Hell?

…..

(There is no nun there!)

This one was told by Uncle V

One man died and went up, met St Peter’s at the gate of heaven.

St Peter’s told him he can have a choice whether to go to Heaven or Hell, he can spend 24 hours in each and then decide where he wanted to go.

Ok, so he spent the first 24 hours in heaven… peaceful, angels, beautiful girls…

Next he took a lift down to Hell. When the door opened… he saw a beautiful golf course, many of his friends were there, playing goft, playing mahjong, drink wine, really enjoy life, big houses, big cars, big feasts, many maids, Satan was well dressed and friendly….24 hours out.

He took the lift up, met Peter, decided to go to Hell.

When he reached Hell, the door opened, what he saw was nothing like before, it was H-E-L-L, fire burning, people grilled, pierced by forks, tortured… He couldn’t believe it, asked Satan what happened? Why not the same as yesterday?

…..

(Satan replied  it was all a trick.)

(Satan is the father of lies, remember?)

Here is one told by Uncle Michael

There was a man, he died and went upstairs.

Jesus welcomesw him and showed him around, big rooms, small rooms and finally they entered a big hall, he saw a lot of clocks hanging on the wall.

He asked Jesus what are all these clocks for?

Jesus said every human beings on earth are give a certain number of time to live, if he lives normally the time will pass at a normal speed, but if he sins or tell lies, the clock moves faster and when the time is up, he dies… then he saw a fan hanging on the ceiling and asked Jesus about the fan.

Oh, that’s the clock of Bill Clinton, it moves so fast that we used it as a fan!

…..

(Remember Monica Lewinsky affairs? Oh, never mind)

 

Let us know each other a little more. How about our ambition? What do we want to become?

 

Here are some interesting dreams of the children…

 

I want to be a secretary, no I don’t want to be a secretary,

I want to be Marine Biologist! Ha? What is that? And Why?

Because I want to protect marine life…

like that we may not have any fish to eat soon, hahaha

 

I want to be a musician, because I love music, I want to cut records…

I want to be a financial controller, wow, plenty of money.

 

I want to be a Doctor!

What kind of Doctor? A Human Doctor, an Animal Doctor, or a dentist Doctor???

A Human Doctor! Why? Because my aunty is a doctor.

I want to be an Animal Doctor. That is called a Vet.

I want to be an accountant.

I don’t know what I want, pass.

I am too embarrassed to tell what I want to be, pass!

 

I want to be a father!

  

WHAT? I want to be a FATHER! You mean like Fr Chin?

No, father of my children!!!

Sounds great.

 

Uncle John: Does anyone of you thinking of becoming a priest?

NO! (in unison)

Uncle John: No harm to try if you have the call, I was in the seminary for 3 years…

 

Ok, 9.30pm now

the lights are coming back and it is time to go home, let us sing some songs and say the final prayers before we go home.

I think you can smell our sweet 3 miles away…

Now uncle can take a shower.

 

Good night.

 

Faith brought a Thumb Drive with Songs (MP3) and lyrics.

Can I borrow it?

Sure.

I will return tomorrow.

 

Uncle Michael

9/8/08

 

P.S.

So you see Cindy, the fire of LSS is burning strong, the Gathering is a success even without electricity, and exams are near...

Throughout the evening, Clarissa sent SMS to Faith, she’s not allowed to come because of the Blackout.

Uncle Harry called, unable to come.

Aunty Faith won’t dare to come in the dark!

 

P.P.S

Oh!  No! Faith!

Your Thumb got a Horse!

I mean, your Thumb Drive got a Trojan Horse Virus!!

Actually 2 of them, one is caught and healed, the other deleted!

Dear Lord, please protect my computer – it has just been reformatted not so long ago… Amen.

 

 

Responses

 

Monday, August 11, 2008 4:59 PM

Wow. The gathering so romantic ah. Haha.. Sadly i couldnt be there, lack of transport, blackout and exams. hectic lah.
 
Anyways, i share my lame joke here. heh.
 
There were three friends, named
Gaduh, Gila and Otak.
 
One day, GADUH went missing. GILA and OTAK went to the police station to file a report.
 
Gila: "POLIS, SAYA NAK CARI GADUH!"
Police: "AWAK
GILA KAH?"
Gila: "YA, SAYA
GILA."
Police: (madly) "MANA OTAK AWAK?!"
Gila: "
OTAK? OH! OTAK SEDANG TUNGGU SAYA DI LUAR!"
 
:)
 
God blesss,
 
Kim xx

 

 

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